House Hunters- Nebraska Edition

So the title of this blog post is completely misleading (just wanted to get your attention) (which, thinking about it now, I probably already had since you came specifically to this site) (unless, you accidently were directed here from another site) (if that is the case, Welcome!) (if you came here on purpose, thank you for your patience with my constant, persistent rambling) (you deserve a gold star).  We are not "house hunting" (a reference to the best show on HGTV), but we have been "apartment hunting" for a while now.

With your imagination, cross off "house"

and insert "apartment." 

Okay, rambling aside, ready for our news? (Remember, I am the king of suspense (not to toot my own suspenseful horn) (toot, sorry, couldn't help it), did you really think I would tell you right off the bat? Of course, by now, you have probably scrolled down to the sentence with the explanation point.  Sneaky, sneaky...)  We have found an apartment!  With our deposit securely in the safe hands of our Nebraskan apartment manager, we officially have a home in North Platte!

Ready for pictures?

We may be posting more pictures soon, but for now, here is the street view of our new place.

But, before I show you, you must promise, no stalking us.  

Deal?

That's right, our beautiful new apartment is at the end of a

cul-de-sac, how cool is that?

So now that we have a place to rest our head, we are going to take a moment to officially extend a formal invitation to give you a place to rest your head.  That's right, our apartment is two bedroom; which means, you ("you" in singular and plural here, just in case you were wondering) (which you probably weren't) have your own room when you come to visit.

Yes, you must come visit us.  I am speaking to you.  Yes you, with the two eyes, nose, and chin (if there is a pirate reading this, you are also invited) (though we may want to get to know you a bit better first).  Our guest room will be made up all pretty and shiny (that's right, shiny) for your visit.

So-

When are you visiting?